October 28, 2002 - Rapture, but not the Blondie kind
October 18, 2002 - Oktoberfantastic
October 16, 2002 - Jacu....what?!
October 15, 2002 - Chirpy Pants
October 15, 2002 - Floaters
October 14, 2002 - Anti-Reunion. Emphasis on Anti.
October 08, 2002 - Letter to George
October 07, 2002 - What kind of asshole needs this reminder?
October 04, 2002 - Plucky
September 30, 2002 - Pop Quiz
September 25, 2002 - Isn't she adorable?
September 24, 2002 - Stormy weather
September 23, 2002 - Foot....ball?
September 20, 2002 - Book 'em, Dingus
September 19, 2002 - How much for a blog?
September 18, 2002 - Hall of Presidents
September 16, 2002 - Eunice Stone, Federal Busybody
September 11, 2002 - I can remember without a pin
September 06, 2002 - Irony
September 05, 2002 - Zoom Zoom
August 29, 2002 - I hate you so much
August 27, 2002 - Ya Big Baby
August 21, 2002 - The One Car
August 19, 2002 - Oil Change
August 16, 2002 - Thank you very much
August 14, 2002 - No, not the guy from "The Love Boat"
August 08, 2002 - See ya, Suckers
July 31, 2002 - Jebus is just alright with me
July 25, 2002 - Dreamery, Not Just an Ice Cream Anymore
July 23, 2002 - Grievances, etc.
July 22, 2002 - Don Carter, No Relation.
July 17, 2002 - Hey Dr. Jones, No Time for Love
July 11, 2002 - Warning: Objects in this entry are closer than they appear.
June 28, 2002 - Go Team Cock!
April 17, 2002 - And they all lived happily ever after...
April 10, 2002 - Who sleeps like this?
March 19, 2002 - Wienervision
March 14, 2002 - Call me now...SUCKER!
March 12, 2002 - It gets me real pissed off and makes me wanna...pee on stuff?
March 08, 2002 - I'm still standing...in a bar at a ROCK AND ROLL SHOW!
March 01, 2002 - This wheel shall explooooode....
February 28, 2002 - From Dunkin Donuts...With Love...
February 25, 2002 - Girls Just Wanna Have Fun...Gambling
February 20, 2002 - Pancake Day
February 16, 2002 - Love really does hurt
February 11, 2002 - The Greatest Story Ever Told
February 07, 2002 - Ghost World
February 04, 2002 - Learning, Growing, Caring, and Showering
January 30, 2002 - I Love Publix
January 29, 2002 - Namaste....good boy.
January 25, 2002 - Blissful Thinking
January 22, 2002 - Wolves, Rubberbands, and Dumb Cake
January 17, 2002 - ID Bracelet Sold Separately
January 14, 2002 - Good Lord, make it stop!
January 11, 2002 - Have you heard the one about...
January 10, 2002 - Mmm..mmm...Good.
January 09, 2002 - See you next fall, Sonny
January 07, 2002 - Weekly World News
January 06, 2002 - Take me to TV Land
January 03, 2002 - The Ring
January 01, 2002 - So long, brain cells!
January 01, 2002 - Happy New Year!
December 29, 2001 - Another reason to stay home
December 28, 2001 - Handjobs and Malamars
December 27, 2001 - Toolbox
December 26, 2001 - Open Your Eyes!
December 24, 2001 - Stay gold, Ponyboy, stay gold
December 21, 2001 - Greatest Solstice Ever
December 20, 2001 - Baggins Claim
December 19, 2001 - Rocking at 15 MPH
December 18, 2001 - Sweet Ass Yule
December 17, 2001 - Cleanliness, Godliness, and other Oddities
December 14, 2001 - Mmmm, Pinchy
December 13, 2001 - Not the purest of chewing sensations
December 11, 2001 - What is the Matrix?
December 10, 2001 - Call Me Buttercup
December 07, 2001 - Before you cross this bridge...
December 06, 2001 - Heavy Mental
December 05, 2001 - I ROCK!....Sorta
December 03, 2001 - Prosecute this!
November 28, 2001 - Wanna Trade?
November 26, 2001 - Oh, Tannenbaum!
November 23, 2001 - Tryptophantastic!
November 20, 2001 - I Got your Magic Right Here
November 19, 2001 - Married in a Van Down by the River?
November 16, 2001 - I know a secret down at Uncle Tom's Cabin.
November 14, 2001 - URGE??
2001-11-13 - Mmm, it's flavor dances on my tongue...hee hee
2001-11-12 - I've seen a million faces...and I've rocked them all!
2001-11-06 - All Aboard
2001-11-04 - Weather is not a matter of opinion
2001-11-01 - You think it's funny but it snot
2001-10-30 - Harrumpfff!
2001-10-29 - Tiki Bacon
2001-10-26 - The Dick in Dixie
2001-10-25 - Dime Update..and other Vulgarities
2001-10-22 - Crazy Dave
2001-10-19 - Turn on a...
2001-10-17 - Boo!
2001-10-16 - Kickin' it with the Clergy
2001-10-15 - Mmmm, Lynchy
2001-10-14 - Huzzah!
2001-10-12 - Free Insult
2001-10-10 - Rock and Roll Meets Blue Man Group in Hell
2001-10-05 - You Can't Go Down to Come Up
2001-10-03 - The Paper Chase
2001-10-02 - Smoocher's Last Stand
2001-09-28 - Erm...
2001-09-26 - 26 Candles
2001-09-24 - My AIM is True
2001-09-18 - The Conversation
2001-09-17 - Gimmie Some Sugar, Baby
2001-09-14 - Magnum Pi r Squared
2001-09-10 - The List
2001-09-07 - Knock, Knock...Candy Gram
2001-09-05 - Holy U-Turns, Batman!
2001-08-27 - Teenage Slut Squad
2001-08-17 - Rejoinder? I Hardly Know Her
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and now you're even older